DJ Masta

From mymomisafob.com

Personal fave:

(Mom had written “DJ masta” on the notepad on the coffee table)
Me:
Wtf, who is DJ Masta?
Mom:
Ohhh, I was watching a cooking show this afternoon, and they said to use that on sandwiches.
Me:
You mean… dijon mustard?

I wish my mom would’ve made that mistake.
I hope to contribute to this website someday.

And another:

sno storm tonite dont get too drunk and die on the street.

Mom.

That one seems pretty close to something my mom would say to me. Maybe more like — “don’t stay out too late and get raped by someone on the street.”

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